Dear Twitter,
What is wrong with me?  Why can't I figure you out?  Too bad it's summer -- I need a kid to teach me the ropes.
Until Fall,
School Psychologist

Dear Little Sister,
I am so sorry for making you eat the last hot dog so I didn't have to wrap it and put it in the fridge.  After reading about this study on sibling bullying, I feel awful.  Please forgive my 10-year-old me.
Sincerely,
School Psychologist

Dear Me,
I wish you had taken this advice your first year. Live and learn.
Sincerely,
School Psychologist

Dear School Psychology Tools,
You are the app I've been looking for.  You bring such joy to my OCD life.  The way you organize my timelines gives me goosebumps.  Being able to enter my behavioral data into your interval recording template sends shivers down my spine.  I love your tools; your age calculator, normal distribution converter, and and reading norms are more than I could ever ask for.  But if you suddenly turn off in the middle of one more entry, I will murder you.
Sincerely,
School Psychologist

Dear Colleague,
It's DIBELS.  It's not Dibels, dibbels, or (worst) dibbles.  Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
School Psychologist